Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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