That's intense
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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