So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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