love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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