It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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