So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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