all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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