You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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