you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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