Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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