Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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