the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I am mentally ready for anal.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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