Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Its about making memories worth repressing
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
