Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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