What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we made out on top of his cat.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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