i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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