ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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