windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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