Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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