my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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