look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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