Non-Jews are for practice
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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