Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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