just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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