love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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