But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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