Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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