Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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