Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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