It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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