just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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