Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Everything about him screamed your future.
nutella sex= disaster
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I love you.
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