So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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