She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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