wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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