if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
