You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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