He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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