can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I love having hate sex.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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