He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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