come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
