Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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