don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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