Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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