Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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