so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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