I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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