Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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