either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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