Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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