At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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