you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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