ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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