her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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