Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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